The Egyptian government heard the Arabic song saying that Egypt will remain dear to us. Thus, it discovered a brilliant way to make such wish come true. It decided to float the currency and increased the prices, and this way, living in Egypt became too dear to the Egypitans!
However, this was not enough for the regime, and it decided to impose an annual tax on the seashore to continue its brilliant policy in making our lives harder.
The media praised the achievements and the government s efforts and success in achieving its goal in making the prices higher and higher. Thus, we should continue singing: Egypt will stay dear to us… Egypt will stay dear to us.
