Commenting on the performance of the government A man says to the mosquito : The government hurt me before you did

Commenting on the gas crisis A woman says to the man who is sad because the death of her husband using a butane gas cylinder : I"m not sad cause he committed sucide but because he used the only butane gas cylinder we have !!

Commenting on the crisis of the gas A man ask another one walk with a veil woman : Is it butane gas cylinder ? The man answers : don't you see , it is not butane gas cylinder

Commenting on the crisis of gas in Egypt One says to his uncle : Uncle don't talk about the apartment or furniture , i have got butane gas cylinders

Commenting on the crisis of the gas in Egypt a Wife says to her husband : What story do you want me to narrate it now , go and get the gas first

Commenting on the corruption in Egypt : The fanaticism is a result of corruption

Commenting on the won of the Egyptian national team A boy says to his grandfather : you are not my grandfather ( Gido ) , cause if you are Gido , they were honor you with the coach Hassan Shehaata

Commenting on the kiss of Zidan to his girl friend One says to his friend : if Zidan did like that before we were in World cup now

Commenting on the won of the Egyptian national team by African cup Ghaly , the minister of finance says : we think in a new tax to collect it from the people by the occasion of any victory in a football game after that .

Commenting on the won of the Egyptian national team by African cup One says to his friend : This is a new view to the box of the election to encourage people to participate

Commenting on the won of Egypt to the african cup The police says : I hope all the nation to concentrate on the football and leave us to the best in our work .

Commenting on the result of the match between Egypt and Alregia The coach Hassan Shehata says to the coach of Algeria : Sorry Saadan , We scored just 4 cause the religious rules allow just Four.

The man says to his friend : I have watched Science fiction movie yesterday about National Unity

Comennting on the departure of Eng . Adly Abadir The history says : Adly Abadir is one of the people that history will mention alot

Commenting on the sectarian events The announcer asks the man on charge : is there any Sectarian events in Egypt He answers : I can't see any Sectarian events at all

Commenting on the exams in Egypt The student says to the announcer : The book of school is very good because it was with me in the exam

Commenting on the amendments on the constitution Article 76 means killing for the future of Egypt ,

Commenting on the last sectarian events One says to his friend : they are the bad people who uncle Adly Abadir talked about many times before

Commenting on the violence against Copts One of the extremist asking his friend : have you killed the coptic man ? His friend says : Not yet

Commenting on the persecution of Christians in Egypt Above thistle i walk , and the Thistles are : Kidnapping Christians girls, violence against Copts , The education methods

Commenting on the sectarian events in Nagga Hammady One of the killers asks the Pharmacy of love : Do you have a packets of love or tolerance ?