The Doctor says to the patient that he is going to make an operation for him to remove the appendix for free in return of taking the liver and the kidney.

The announcer : What song do you like to listen to in the occasion of 6 October? ,The Israel man :Hope this night to pass

The black clouds are the copts' problem which never disappeared

It seems that they fight increase in population not swin flu

Man says to the waiter : 2 bread please cause they lack of finding bread in normal way

The government ignores the rights of the copts by reading the news of attacking on copts by wrong way

Police officer : What is your name ? Th suspect on attacking copts : Philanthropist

Egyptian media became so bad , How do you evaluate it ?

Farouk Hosni suffered from fanaticism in the election of unesco , so can they understand now how much it is difficult to to be fanatic to get what you deserve to take !!!

The Barber of happiness : No one of customers remain , don't know why ?

Snake is the fanaticism in Egypt , Flowers are the copts' rights

Where do you think we can find corruption on the map ?

Corruption 1:Why cartonist draw us as devil?, Corruption2 :cause they are Envious

Man : Women like to pretend by making alot of cakes for feast Woman : don't be worried , the fist one is the only one fill and the rest is empty.

The name of the corruption is Egypt. What do you think ?

Swin flu , Bird flu , Corruption flu . Who win in Egypt ?