Santa Claus says to the announcer : I didn't bring gifts this time , I came to see the light of saint Mary

Commenting on a husband working as contractor A husband says to Wife's father : my life with your daughter broken and I need to remove it

The photographer says : it will not work to be both in the same picture , we are going to take each one seperately

Commenting on international report shows that the Arab cats are the most quiet cats in the world One says to his friend : It is because the Arab cats don't know Arabic

Commenting on smuggling antiquities One Pharaoh says : it seems that they take the phone of king Ramses to fix it

Commenting on the sectarian events against copts A painter says : I draw panel shows the persecution of copts in Quarter of a century

Commenting on the Democracy

Commenting in being in the second rank infected by swine flu One says to his friend : couldn't be able to be in the first rank in anything

Commenting on the increase in Sectarian events Fanaticism is up from 1930 till 2010 against christians in Egypt

No comment Don't hear , don't see , don't talk

The announcer asks the student : what do you want to be in the future ? The student replied : I want to be out of the country

Commenting on baning the Minarets Man says to another one : we will not be able to make Minarets in Switzerland The man replied : and we are not able to build churches in Egypt

Commenting on the private school in Egypt The teacher says to the manager : we hide the students till we collect the money and then we will close the school .

Commenting on the match between Alahly and Elzamalek a person says to his friend : Do you rememeber when we were taking the second rank , now days we hope just to remain.

Commenting on the person a member in " Egyptian against corruption group ' The Military says to the officer : We found him goes against the commom direction ( which is the corruption)

The magic man says to the person : be positive and all your problem will be solved

The picture shows how is the corruption remove the democracy and that impact the citizenship

Commenting on the harassment in the feast A woman asks her friend : are you married ? The woman answered : No cause I go out in the street in the feast

The cheep says to the Butcher : Isn't enough to kill the bigs ?

A citizen says to another : don't you expect that the government will take an action against algeria cause it failed to take an action against corrupted Egyptian here .

Dad says to his family : Happy feast , I bought the sheep of that feast (the sheep is just picture of sheep )